huh for some reason i don’t have any blog description anymore??? i don’t think i deleted that myself but ok whatever i’m not fixing it lol

funnytwittertweets:

crazyanime3:

fxaa:

Hey. Good news. If you’re reading this, you’re my last mutual. I softblocked everyone else. It’s just the two of us in here. Nothing to worry about. Would you like a glass of scotch? I haven’t opened it yet, care to do the honors?

heroofthreefaces:

ms-demeanor:

vowel-in-thug:

vowel-in-thug:

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

omg everyone was okay

alyss-spazz-penedo:

bendingsignpost:

shutyourmoustache:

What instruments do you play?

Him: yes

[Tiktok: white text asking “Musicians, what instruments do you play?” Cuts to a man asking the question aloud. Cuts to another man in a pink shirt who proceeds to play ‘Fireflies’ by Owl City on a seemingly unending series of instruments, initially only doing one note of the song per instrument.]

video ID loses points for not mentioning that the rendition of Fireflies is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS

flouryhedgehog:

headspace-hotel:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Toddler accidentally cursed himself into an identity crisis today.

He’s been crossing stuff out with chalk. He asked me to write his name for him, crossed it out, and had a panicked meltdown because he thought it meant he didn’t exist any more.

Every hour or so he asks me “am I [his name?]” and wants reassuring hugs.

I’m enjoying the implication that he was perfectly delighted with arbitrarily erasing things from existence until it affected him personally

That’s just how toddlers are.

dontgobreakingmyfart:

dontgobreakingmyfart:

“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

ok so explanation of horsequest:

9 months ago i figured out how to glitch majora’s mask 3D to let me remotely control epona; i then got epona into places they’re not supposed to be and posted pictures to miiverse claiming i was playing “horsequest”

thebewilderer:

todaysbat:

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

bogleech:

Honestly it is delightful when you look up a piece of media that has very few fans and still find a detailed wiki clearly written by just one person with a strong hyperfixation, like, for real, thank you for being at least one person who appreciates this thing that had so much work put into it and archiving information that could have been lost to time. Thank you for filling most of this cartoon show’s story synopsis with a description of the background architecture. There is no sarcasm or irony here, it is enthralling to read someone’s unapologetic fascination with something that I wouldn’t have ever otherwise considered.

sagajeune:

Made a few Zombieland Saga Twitter headers. Credit isn’t necessary. Likes or reblogs are always appreciated! ❤️